The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Nickis gone soft and her last few songs have been pop rap. She needs to get back to her roots because that Remy diss was fuckinggg fire

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

whoa

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

HMAS Toowoomba

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Ugh, I still don’t get why this movie is being made.

Or in an equally idiotic assumption, she innocently but firmly rebuffed their non-stop wolf-like sexual advances as they constantly eye-raped her in the showers. See how dumb it sounds when you make idiotic assumptions?

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

I’m calling it now there is gonna be a tech bubble burst and Uber is gonna be the next Pets.com

This is not to piss on Ilitch’s generosity—he helped pay part of Rosa Parks’ rent late in her life—but rather to point out what many won’t, or at least haven’t. Ilitch was simply a tremendously wealthy pizza mogul with a bad wig who exploited the city council, capitalized on a depressed real estate market, and spent…

another man arrived to assist Revis.

From one island to another, Rikers formally welcomes Mr. Revis

As a Celtics season ticket holder through the good and the bad, I can say I never wanted Pierce gone, and I cannot remember any mob about to run Pierce out of town...Rivers yes, but Pierce I do not recall

Paul Pierce was the finals MVP in 08. But ok.

It's all a matter of opinion, I suppose. In the end if you enjoy what you do and you feel good about the work you've done then you just shrug off the critics and whatever negative labels they might be tossing in your general direction.

That is the most inane defense I've ever read.