She was supposed to have a larger role, but someone vetoed it:

I distinctly remember the comet being called Bernardinelli-Bernstain when I was a kid.

Shouldn’t you say “Richard Ayoade and Matt Berry from Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place”?

Jackie Daytona: Regular Human Bartender

Please excuse me, I have so few opportunities to whip this out. An article about a doubly bone-headed opponent made me want to rise to the occasion.

Fucking Oddjob.

For me, it never gets better than this:

I fully expect a statement along the lines of ‘The remaining Pythons, having seen the incredible outpouring of affection for Terry, assume that our future deaths will only see increasing accolades, and so we will be engaging in a fight to the death to determine which Python dies last and therefore receives the most…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

He may be well hydrated but there’s a lot of girls and guys suffering from some serious thirst as a result.

But it also contains potassium benzoate.

Hey, that’s what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.

Two words; Robin Byrd.

What are the chances that this is related to the rumors of a Marathon revival? I seem to recall the contract with Activision allowed a small team to work on a title called “|\/|arathon” or something like that. Unless my brain is playing tricks on me.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

To be fair, that was really the sentiment in the 90s, thru the 2000s.

Yeah...I’m sorry, the fanboy/girl crying doesn’t move me. “Like I should probably have developed a thicker skin by now, but damn.” Yes. Yes you should have.  

I thought they meant this parentage: