5pintsofbitter
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5pintsofbitter

Hell yeah, Pathways! That alien trumpet “toot-toot” still haunts my dreams. I’m so disappointed by this iteration of Marathon. Give me NPCs running around, screaming “They’re EVERYwhere!” please!

Whoa, I forgot they used the original Diablo font for the opening titles...

I’d like to see your sources for these statements, please.

We’ve come full circle!

TF are you talking about man?  She’s from Queens!

Take your damn star, you monster.

Really?  I mean, REALLY?  If your goal is to educate or steer people to understanding a different viewpoint than the one they’re currently espousing, why in the world would you choose this as your approach?

I approve your choice of riffs.  Food!

Take your damn star.

...But it’s cool that most of the principal characters in this distant galaxy are humans?

Bronx Zoo member here - that moat is pretty significant, so she isn’t really in great peril. That said, this woman is an absolute idiot who we will most likely hear about next when she tries out her “ONCOMING 5 TRAINS FEEL LOVE JUST LIKE HUMANS” line of reasoning...

Growing up with the name “Mercer” meant there was never a novelty keychain in a gift shop with my moniker on it. Fortunately, I discovered Mercer Mayer when I was a kid and not only felt connected but discovered my love of illustrating too!

I clearly meant to say “bundles.”

What you gotta understand about Link to the Past is that there was absolutely nothing like it at the time. It was HUGE, and the fact that right as you were completing tasks that in any other game would have been the end, there was suddenly an ENTIRE SECOND HALF to go. Kids up to that point thought the original Zelda

I would love a chance to revisit Tycho and Durandal all the other fun rampancy of Marathon! I learned how to use HexEdit back in the 90s just so I could write new terminals and build my own game with Anvil and Forge. I just recently found some of the sprites I made...simpler times.

I mean, I was totally on board for this since Shane Black was at the helm, but then I saw the trailer...oh, oh no. I really hope the trailer is just an elaborate trolling...

You get a star for introducing me to my new favorite gif.

But...why a SPOON, Uncle?

Hanuman is one of my favorite members of any pantheon and while I definitely thought it was weird to hear that name in this context, I too was pretty stoked!