Unless they were gonna be on the terrorist team, in which case they’re letting the counter-terrorists win

Can’t recognize his family? I figured with his money they’d at least put him in a recovery suite with an HD TV.

Pictured: Yannick’s unbridled excitement upon finding out about this match.

Mike, didn’t you embargo your Superbeat Xonic embargo embargo? I thought that until 3.5 weeks after release, you were only officially allowed to state, “There is no Superbeat Xonic, there is only Zuul.” Demerit on your contract, and no Peabody Award for you!

I bought that cat scratching post 2 years ago and it still holds up. Cheaper scratching posts have only lasted me maybe 6 months at best. I doubt I’ll have to buy another for a long time.

I bought that cat scratching post 2 years ago and it still holds up. Cheaper scratching posts have only lasted me…

Steve Williams served as Tiger Woods’ caddy from 1999 to 2011 ... [and] recently wrote a book called “Out Of The Rough” about his time with Tiger.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.