Your write. I hate it when people use the word "literally" wrongly. Clearly he mint "Figuratively" . "Not just sandwiches. EVERYTHING. Figuratively EVERYTHING. There are no words for how unspeakably horrible it truly is." Sea. So much more betterer.

The old "You are a bigot for calling me a bigot" defense. So strong, that one is.

I remember talk about using infrared to steal pin numbers a few years ago and ever since then I quickly tap in my numbers and then before lifting my hand, rest my palm on the keyboard. It's totally unlikely that someone is stealing my pin behind me, but it only takes a second and completely kills off the opportunity…

Why would I want to cover my ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton in the first place?

BRAVO!

I hadn't seen this. Fuck this Shit. Fuck the NFL. And double fuck the Ravens. Fuck them all. I need a fucking tylenol.

You are wrong. As they said in the video "lastplacetrophy is wrong" at the 3:12 mark. Her arms are too short to land the jump, as they said in the video. I am tired of this. They even paused the film to show us that her arms were too short, just before saying that you are wrong. Also, the reason they say you are…

Her arms were not long enough to reach the walls. They said is much in the video. Your nose is overly sensitive.

This a competition about strength, speed, and skill; not height.

Seriously, right? Not all white men! Gee Golly Gollup.

propane is kind of OK for 1/2 inch copper, but anything larger and you'll want to kill a baby out of frustration after your first attempt. Go with mapp gas and save the babies.

There's also a chunk of arm missing over here. The ghost makes people invisible.. aND AND.... AND it's fingers are visible. CReEpepy Ghost!

Welcome to human society. You may not like it here. Although I agree with keeping your kid under control and yanking them back out to the car if they don't cut the crap... keeping them at home 24/7 because some douche nozzle doesn't want to have to be around kids while their acting like... kids... I can't get behind…

This. Your kid is acting like an ass, you stop the ass acting. I hate seeing parents coddle their screaming tantrum throwing kids. Yes I have kids, yes they have had complete friggin melt downs in the middle of a crowded store. It didn't last long and they sure as shit didn't get a pie at the end of it.

Dam Homophones...

I live in a low income, higher than average crime-rate, neighborhood. It's a nice neighborhood for the area though. I have a 4 year old and a 6 year old. My 5 closest neighbors have a 12 year old, 9 year old, 3 8 year olds, a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and a 5 year old. There is ALWAYS kids out playing in the yards,…

Good for those parents. Seriously, kids under the age 13 can't ride their bikes in the street? That is flat out disgusting. The police should be out ticketing assholes that are driving fast enough to hit kids in a neighborhood, not ticketing parents. What the holy hell is wrong with you?

That together-time is the best. Even though I let my oldest walk to and from school, I will generally walk over to pick him up when I'm home. It's a good quiet 5 minute period to talk about the day and what he learned.

I live in a low income area with higher crime than most other cities in the county, but the neighborhood is good. That being said, I had my oldest "brought home" by the police when he was 4. He was 50 feet from my front door by the tree in my next door neighbors yard. I think the cop learned to just ignore him after…

Statistics show that crime has dropped to levels we haven't seen since the 60s. Even though we're flooded with Amber Alerts and Sex Offender lists, only a tiny fraction of kidnappings are what we think of as a traditional kidnapping (stranger abducting the child to harm them). I recall someone crunching the numbers…