They should’ve put a guitar on a rocking chair for the dead one.

But....but....but...the first one isn’t even any good!

If you don’t want to pay for Audible, download the OverDrive app. It is connected to hundreds of libraries, and you can borrow audiobooks for free with your library card. Only thing is, there is usually a set amount of copies of a book available, and they only let one person at a time borrow each copy (for up to 3…

Fucking persecutors. 

Above, we see a Columbian white-faced Capuchin monkey beating the hell out of a glass panel

Everytime I rewatch Firefly, Kaylee’s ‘That’s my girl. That’s my good girl.’ still gets me misty eyed.

Solution:

Falling

the Accountants of Racism

When the revolution comes, we’ll need a guillotine mounted on the back of a flatbed to bring service right to the neighborhoods that need it most.

Ultimately, the shareholders of racism.

People put a lot of thought into the prequel for a character that, at some point, will hold Commissioner Gordon hostage over a giant acid filled cream pie until Batman deduces that Gordon is being held in the old, abandoned Gotham Giant Cream Pie Factory.  

That’s actually done that way on purpose. The scams associated with those emails (refund scams, wire transfer scams, etc) are very easy to see through by anyone with even the most basic critical thinking skills.

Hey, hey, hey — don’t be mean. We don’t have to be mean.

John Bigbootė is around here somewhere as well. But he's the weakest individual I ever know.

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.

2 Dark 2 City

Of course Sam is the better Captain America replacement. For years he’s been a regular guy who still shows up to fight various gods and superhumans because it’s the right thing to do. It’s never been about strength or power, but about who is willing to stand up to the bad guys, regardless of how long the odds are. That…

Where’s my Dark City 2 tho?!?

Please AV Club, I’m hardly going to masturbate to a Springsteen video.