Jeez, man, we are just god’s children.


...mind you, I HATE children...

I’m always worried that the next Wanda Sykes standup special I see will be disappointing.

Yeah, pretty much my sole complaint for the first episode was a bit too much narration. I loved the beginning and the shell game sequence, but I think they went to the narration well a bit too often. (Although I do think Gaiman realized this with later episodes and cut it back a bit.)

I’ve come to love the ending of S3, SPOILERS: a bigger version of your own capitalist cutthroatery comes into town, takes and controls all you hold dear, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Maybe if they smiled more.

Credit my wife for this one - The Stephen King version is a haunted/cursed rock band t-shirt, title of the book is “Roadie”, with a derivative spelling of the word (or backwards, because when it’s worn inside out that’s when it’s evil, or with the “Roa”  faded so it just says “die”)

Michaels? Joking? Now, that is funny. 

Imagine the uproar if that scene featured Carol as a suburban mom refusing to bring the 28-year-old manchild in the basement any more chicken nuggies.

He did. He just didn’t specify when to make a better one, so the Genie released it in 1992.

They just need to establish a narrative reason for her to hold her cape in front of her face for the rest of the movie. Then the rest is pretty much just long shots. 

I heard “literally horror novel” and wrote a horror story about someone who finally snaps after hearing “literally” misused too many times and goes on a killing spree.

I am glad that Loretta from Justified got on a better path. Raylan must be proud of her. (Unless this is all an elaborate scam that she is pulling). 

Trump also loves The Fountainhead, by the way.

To an extent that’s kind of the BBC Factor, though, no? There are 22 MCU movies with four or five times as many bankable stars, so out of sheer volume you’re gonna see them paired up fairly often.

(By the “BBC Factor” I mean that every UK actor you love is in everything, because their shows only shoot 6 episodes at a…

The Witch is one of the most exquisitely composed movies I’ve ever seen. It’s just so damn well put together that it’s one of the few horror movies I’ve rewatched. Eggers has a blank check for movies as far as I’m concerned, and I will absolutely see The Lighthouse in theaters

How about in the fourth one, someone kills John Wick, and it’s his dog who goes on a revenge rampage?

Oh, great! Now a hologram will steal all of my crack!

The spoiler is that Sharon Tate’s husband isn’t as sympathetic a character as he first appears to be. 

There will be dialogue that sounds like it came from a Tarantino movie and not normal human beings.

This is disgusting. In the teaser, it’s called “Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood” but in his no spoilers post, he calls it “Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood”. Is this some sort of sick game to him?