Yep!

“Don’t be afraid Carlo. You think I’d spoil the Avengers for my sister’s husband? I’m godfather to your son.”

Sadly, he’d be booted from the role almost immediately, after tweeting a Jean Grey necrophilia joke.

Oh you must’ve just gotten a dud copy, then. I spent two years trapped in the Lightning Realm.

But who is playing Professor X? Please let it be Gilbert Gottfried. It’s what comic book fans have been demanding for decades. The first run of X-Men films would be as big as the MCU if they’d picked him instead of Patrick Stewart. Blech.

They should have named the doll Ehvel KenEhval

Night Owl, The Comedian, Rorschach, Silk Spectre. (Ozymandias appears to have superhuman speed)

Hey show some respect for an Artist that has managed to grow and nurture her career to the point where she can finally land a role in the Ugly Dolls movie.

The phrase ‘let people enjoy things’ also includes women. Weird, right?

Yeah, I thought the scene was a little on-the-nose as it unfolded, but then I quickly realized that it wasn’t for me in the first place. There was a tween girl a few seats down from me who yelped and excitedly clapped, and that’s awesome. I don’t give a shit about whether or not it was “earned.”

“Alright, mysterious figure sulking in the shadows - Just who are you?”

especially when she signed a reality television contract to try and get rich and famous and then when she won suddenly cared deeply about her artistic integrity? if you cared that much, don’t sign the contract and go back to singing coffee shops on open mic night

We could have had the Idol Cinematic Universe (or I.C.U.) by now, but nooooo.

It would’ve been some weird version of a Bing Crosby/ Bob Hope road movie musical, except with a whole lot more hidden food and secret truck stop hook-ups.

I wish they’d made a rushed musical with the Idol winner and runner-up from every season afterwards, if only because I desperately want to know what premise they would’ve come up with for a Reuben Studdard/Clay Aiken vehicle.

He probably hates his regular visits to Japan for these commercials, being a big movie star slumming and all. Until one day he meets an enchanting young newlywed who also feels alienated in her visit to Japan and they start an intense and almost but not quite romantic relationship until it’s time for him to go home.…

Connecting the dots on Ghost Rider is fun and all, but there’s a more important MCU-adjacent continuity question to ask:

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “Dead Klingon Storage”?!

I’ve had it with these motherfucking tribbles on this motherfucking starship!

Rats don’t need much room. Also, the bottom of the van has probably rusted out because Luis never got the undercarriage washed.