Oooo....you should sell that on a t-shirt!

I hear the entire film will deal in detail with Tolkien’s creation of the timeless, beloved character of Tom Bombadil.  

Cop: “You have the right to be tried by a jury of peers.”

“didn’t Madeline Kahn get nominated for an Oscar for her role in Blazing Saddles?”

Tyne is not something I acknowledge. I miss the old cop show, Cagney, starring Sharon Gless.

Robinson Crusoe on Mars. Co-stars a monkey. 

Five Guys is expensive and tastes good. Trump is a cheap piece of shit with bad taste. Ta daaaa!

Look, if you’re too much of a snowflake to realise that the Reptozoids from deep within the planet’s core are infecting our yoghurt with Islam, I don’t know what to tell you.

I love the idea of doing a non-specific NYC bit in any other city

The whole cast of kids they assembled for these films is a goddamn treasure.

...They chitter wetly in the brackish water...

Do they shriek?

But this is MCU Britain, and Brexit never happened, thanks to Lady Jacqueline Falsworth Crichton, aka Spitfire, whose sole appearance in the MCU was undercover as Private Lorraine in Captain America: The First Avenger. Before the matter comes to a vote, she has Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage over to dinner, and…

Just as long as there’s plenty of Zendaya. She was an unexpected delight in Homecoming.

Sadly for that cub reporter, he is the secondary character destined for a gruesome death.

World War ZZ(Top)

First, we need a stand-alone LinkedIn origin story. THEN, we need the Facebook sequel. And then we get the movie where Facebook, LinkedIn, and Snapchat team up to fight Instagram.

In the novel the original expedition to Bolivia and the serum they developed with what they brought back were meant to create super-soldiers for military purposes. Greatly increased strength, quick recovery from injury, long-lived. Switching the motivation to some sort of vaccine like this basically makes it a remake…

The best reply I saw on Twitter was something like ‘Why would they ban their mascot?’, which is the appropriate take.