I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!!

My favorite issue was WHAT IF... God was one of us?

Lets just hope it doesn’t come with an unwanted U2 album downloaded to everyone’s phones. 

Dixie? Yeah, checks out.

Except English isn’t the official language of the United States. There is no official language of the United States.

Also with John Slattery as the most unconcerned Commissioner Gordon ever.

Though that does prove that he knows how to build an underground lair.

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

First he needs to apologize for kidnapping those girls and keeping them in that bunker in Indiana when he was a DJ

It only seems like a roller coaster if you haven’t been paying attention.  With Norm, it’s like driving through North Dakota.

“Mr. Jetson, I don’t feel so good.” - Scrappy Doo

“I’m not Hitler, but...”

Any backlash to this is going to be as funny as seeing “shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!” tweets by MAGAs discovering that Stephen King is a lefty. He named one of his kids after Joe Fucking Hill, ya idjits! What did you _think_ he was?

Is this.....is this a joke post? just re-reading that...lots of people aren’t white in the games...like monsters....and villains...

I’m not trying to be all social justicey here, but you can see how that might be disappointing to people of color, right?

Okay, so huckleberries are berries, as are strawberries. Darryl Strawberry played for the San Francisco Giants. Rice-A-Roni is considered the San Francisco treat. Treat Williams played the bad guy in the 1996 cinema classic The Phantom.

Gentlemen, I believe Werner Herzog will be appearing in a reboot of The Phantom.…

Over-rated? Not at all. Niche/cult actor that a film critic (especially one who claims to have been writing since the 90's) would list? DUBIOUS.

You should see the Gilligan’s Island internet trolls, they can’t believe the black and white actors were replaced with coloured ones in 1965.

Met him at my first comic-con several years ago, and I 100% agree with your assessment. Honestly, he was the nicest celeb I’ve met yet. He was so chill and appreciative of everyone. First we went to his QA panel, which was nowhere near packed, and sat in the front row because why not. Enjoyed hearing him talk about…

You know what happens to a toadlike internet troll who talks shit about Ray Park?

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