Maybe you’re just a shit waiter

Glad the rudeness of the rich and famous hasn’t rubbed off on you! Really dodged a bullet there, huh?

A lumpy chinstrap getting his ass handed to him by an old man isn’t political violence.

Airing only two episodes of a show and managing to air those out of order is a truly impressive accomplishment in the field of network meddling.

It’s always amusing to hear him lament about how he everyone seemingly has a deal with Netflix, and the only one he can get is his monthly subscription.

And now, an exclusive leak of the Republican talking points for if/when the ‘N-word tape’ comes out:

1) If black people can use the word, why can’t Trump? The President is very concerned with building bridges, and reclaiming this word for everybody (old-school racists included) can only help to bring America together.

Alternately, why did I get a Community Babies notification for this?

I’d say it’d also be a bit like that British phone company from the 00's applying for trade dress for a colour, but that’d be comparing Apples and Oranges.

Tessa Thompson as nice Lady? Glaven!

“odds are decent that, if something’s popular or getting serious critical buzz right now, Thompson’s in there somewhere”
Just ask Janelle Monae ZING!

Dude, looks like a lorry.

I remember some smaller comic company running a parody, doing “Burial For a Buddy” while DC was running the “Funeral for a Friend” aftermath storyline.  The cover featured superhero pallbearers carrying a phone booth with an Out of Order sign on it.

I could understand Teller not wanting to say anything, but Penn? For shame!

But that’s what he’s there to do. You think the GOP doesn’t realize this jackass is nothing more than the modern-day equivalent of PT Barnum? He’s there to distract and wave his arms and jingle the keys and whip everyone into a froth about how much of an asshole he is while they indulge in every outdated, outmoded,…

I would expect nothing less from this crew than an impeccably subtle zinger like this.

I liked how the decor in the Neff headquarters obviously hadn’t evolved in at least four decades. The AMC must have given the BCS set crew the keys to the Mad Men warehouse.

I’m not sure, but I think it has something to do with Sunday being on the phone to Monday and Tuesday being on the phone to me.

I thought they’d figured out how you can have eight days in a week.

If he’d hidden in a Waffle House bathroom, he would have gotten off with time served. 

Nobody expects the Spanish monarchy!