That never stopped any PI in any noir film I’ve every watched.

Come on, nobody actually believed that Henry Cavill’s character was a good guy, right?

Oh good, another shitty Will Smith sci-fi movie. This almost makes me want some sort of Fresh Prince reboot instead.

I’m all for a female superspy and she can be the equal of Bond in whatever capacity (the female equivalent of misogyny, what would that be?) and be as violent and vicious as possible.

I wouldn’t have thought it possible to be more pretentious than Tom Robbins, no.  But the world is a wondrous place.

As a writer, these vanity books irritate the piss out of me.

breaks the veneer of cool around Jack and paints him as an arrogant douchebag drunk

I’m waiting for the sequel. Stereos.

I never knew Chrissy Tiegen and John Legend were married.

Thing is... I still want to see it. Gonna wait till I can watch one after the other somehow, but I kinda don’t mind if it’s not a horror movie per se. I didn’t find part one that frightening, but liked it a lot. Maybe this one will be sillier but... that’s fine with me. The book’s right there if I want the scariness.…

Statham really kinda started in comedy.

The investigation of homicides is literally NEVER up to PIs

Putting noir in high school

the nifty suburban noir of Brick.

Could work, actually. Crystal’s character can do his Ali or his old blues singer bits, and Haddish can point out what’s wrong with doing that.

Who is young Stephen Root?

Linda herself said, after he won the Oscar and she was asked if it had changed him, “hard to tell, he was an asshole before”.

“chelsea stardust?” really?

Although I don’t think this was from the novel (oh, by the way, go read it if you haven’t) but in the movie Fats’ features are not only ultra realistic for a dummy (and of course he looks like Hopkins) - he’s also huge.  I mean, a much larger ventriloquist dummy than you expect, so that he also seems (um, is) more of…

Look, it’s my turn - I’m owed this.