I have a mighty need to put the USPS badges on an E63 Wagon

It’s been a while, but I just saw something new and interesting on the internet that wasn’t also horrifying. Bravo.

Protips:

Well, in Telsa’s defense they didn’t have a PR department to release the info that they no longer have a PR department.

Sadly, I have to agree with others have said on this post. A key factor in journalism is objectivity and lack of bias. That is clearly not present at Jalopnik. This site is an automotive (most of the time) blog, but each day it contains less and less of anything that could be construed as journalism. Don’t get me…

I had the opposite problem. For six months, twice a week I got an email from Tesla wanting me to complete a post employment survey. I’ve never worked for Tesla. Finally one night after a nice single malt, I filled it out. All zeros, and in the comment section I wrote something to the effect of: “the final straw came…

This is absolutely true. There’s no way that auto manufacturers can take Jalopnik, as a automotive website, seriously anymore. The hot takes, personal bias, and political rants of some of the few who have stayed have dragged this website down.  If I was Tesla, I’d tell Jalopnik to go pound sand too.  Heck, Nissan gave…

As a long-time reader of Jalopnik, well over 10 years, and a loyal fan to a fault, it pains me to say this but the fact of the matter is...Jalopnik is no longer viewed as a media entity worth responding to by Tesla or any other major manufacturer. It surprises me that so many articles here point out that “I’ve reached…

For the love of all that’s Jalopnik, what the hell kind of crap coding are you guys up to now? Where I assume a link or post or image is supposed to be, cuz you keep referring to them, is nothing more than a line. That’s it. Nada. Nix. Ney. Nyet. Nien. ...That was in Firefox,

Maybe I need one too then, because I agree with every word of that post.

For the love of all that’s Jalopnik, what the hell kind of crap coding are you guys up to now? Where I assume a link or post or image is supposed to be, cuz you keep referring to them, is nothing more than a line. That’s it. Nada. Nix. Ney. Nyet. Nien. ...That was in Firefox, so I open up Safari, and after waiting for…

See, that’s why I want a Mitsubishi mirage: I want people to think I have a massive hog

Revzilla offers some of the best motorcycle coverage online anywhere (and run a great store).

That is very true and it is something that should be dealt with, but as an ICU nurse I can say that if you land there with COVID average time is 2 weeks to a month. If you are intubated on a vent you have multiple Dr.’s, nurses, respiratory therapists, X-ray techs, not to mention meds and bedspace. a month stay could…

They know what they got (coronavirus)

When are we going to start getting the cheap motorcycles from this fall out?

The optics of racing at Sochi are much worse globally than their failure to kneel before a national anthem.

I’m fine with athletes using their platforms to raise awareness about important issues, but I completely disagree that athletes should be REQUIRED to do so.

I have mixed feelings about this. As an American, of course I would like to see the drivers address our particular social issues. But why should a series based largely in Europe, with only one round in the US, base their actions on what I care about? If they do that, should they not at least pay lip service to the…

Car & Driver’s Jared Gall has, what I believe is, the single best quote about the Commander: