Has he not changed his name, appearance and geophysical location yet? If that were me I’d be ahmed ackmahammad in east india making curry on a trainstop by now.

Be careful what you wish for Deadspin, I see a Boston sort of fandom coming on if the Cubs pull this off. Somebody please, please beat them...

“[T]hese sort of people” is referencing others like the person mentioned at the beginning of that same sentence, i.e. thugs. The definition of a thug is a violent criminal. Crittenton not only pulled a gun on someone in a locker room, he also killed a man in an attempt to kill another person in retribution for a…

Isn’t that technically all of America?

Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

I’m afraid that you are.

I can’t wait.

Don’t forget Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kaelie, Kalie, Kaylie, Keighley and Anne.

You have never been to college with a Greek life.

Can we blame Ryan Adams for that though? Please? I love Noel Gallagher.

The moment you realize a Taco Bell stop before the game was a bad idea.

[sees surprised expressions] NONONOWAIT, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I was just making a jo-... [sees surprise moph to intrigue] Wait, really? Well yes, I’m Merkle.

I love the sheer confusion of this chick’s face. Like she’s trying to learn a foreign language by having a toucan explain it to her

“Say, you ladies ever heard of Merkle’s Boner?”

The “killing shack” where Kilroy and others were victimized was burned by law enforcement after being purged of its black magic spirits in a special ceremony.

Oh, good. They brought in another cult to help with the first one.

The fact that someone has a “bedroom towel” is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read on Gawker media.

I have to assume dying at 11 AM is at least partially a conscious decision. If you’re old and have been up since 5, by 11 you’re faced with the option to go make yourself a sandwich for lunch, or die in your recliner.

No Christianity? Catholic? Every Religion ever which are cults.

High Rise is one of Ballard’s more...interesting books. It’s up there along with Crash and The Drowned World in terms of surrealness for me. What you have to try and understand about the landscape - and I’m talking both geographically as well as culturally - is that Ballard was witnessing the rebuilding of British…

Well fuck you, buddy, some of us are sticking around to make things better and not disparaging those who don’t have the resources to bail like some fuckers.