I hope he’s retiring just to get out of his contract so he can sign somewhere else.

DeMarcus Cousins Went Supernova On The Hornets

I was pulled over in high school with a cup that previously had beer in it sitting in the holder (my friend in the passenger seat had been drinking, not me). The cup also, for some reason, had a grocery bag balled up inside it. The officer asked to see the cup, and I panicked like any 17 year old would at that moment.…

Are wireless Beats™ now in the standard issue Douche Bag kit?

True, though TCW had the benefit of several seasons to develop that instead of “You are my padawan oh now you are a grump Jedi Knight and I think of you as a brother.”

I liked it too, that flailing felt more natural than what the prequels did anyway, I mean I get you need spectacle in movies, it’s just something about that constant turning-your-back-to-the-enemy move that felt really wrong in them. And that one thing in III where Obi and Anakin just pause their fight to the death to…

Eli’s just sad that Mara won’t tell him why he won’t be able to visit the big farm upstate where Coughlin will get to run around with all his friends.

i’ve already been boycotting my team because of Greg Hardy. Best case scenario they cut the slime offseason. Worst case scenario they actually are stupid enough to pick up this guy and keep Hardy thus severing the relationship forever (at least until Jerrah dies). God I wish Romo would get traded so he could get a…

Wow. I have that weird adrenaline rage feeling that you get right before a fight. Just because I read that.

Best birthday month is August actually. There are never any other commonly recognized holidays in August so birthdays that month function as a useful excuse to get drunk/goof off that would otherwise be sorely lacking. Without August birthdays all we’d have is the very rare Ramadan or Eid al-Fitr, 4th string holidays…

I got the runs just reading that recipe.

“6) Endor - Loss for the troopers against the ewoks. However, the ewoks are the greatest badasses in the series, since they were able to take out the rebel high command and the last Jedi with simple tools as well.”

I find it pretty amusing that he basically had to change his name to Kylo, otherwise he would have been named Ben Ren.

I thought the embrace was simply about the fact that Leia felt it when Kylo killed Han, and she could tell that Rey was devastated by that.

Have you ever met an old lady before? They fucking love hugs, dude. They have an eye for who needs a hug, and they will give one to anyone who does.

I swear it's on a comment-by-comment basis, but maybe you got lucky and got a follow from someone. You're lucky, I still have to live in both worlds. Sometimes I'm gray, sometimes I'm not. It's just so hard to know who I am anymore.

“Do you think those two might be related ma’am?”

This is my favorite one, mostly because I’m picturing the cop standing on your front porch taking notes about the “burglary.”

I once got busted after cleaning up SO GOOD after a party. Everything was golden until my parents turned on the big ornate frosted glass light fixture in the living room. Turns out some jackasses at my party made a game of flicking beer caps up in to it. Invisible while the light was off but so fucking obvious the…

Notwithstanding the horrible outcome of that particular gag gift, did you ever get into butt play?