John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

In Canada, (WHO CARES), we say ‘Buddy’ to refer to someone whose name we don’t know.

Ah, the bathroom! The worst room in the house for a baby proof fail. Two of my children locked themselves in the bathroom accidentally around 15-18 months. One opened the drawer in the vanity which was about one inch from the bathroom door that pushes in. Boom! Can’t open the door anymore! So child sits down on the…

I just sent my 3 yo nephew back to his parents, and based on him, 3 is the worst. I have no idea how one relatively small human could so much so trouble and stress and seem to delight in the misery he inflicts. It’s good that they are cute. I think it’s evolutionarily necessary.

Fuck. You.

Pretzel rod wins simply because you can pull it out of your mouth like it is a giant cigar and hold it in your hand while trying to make a point.

Pirlo looks like a Roman general, just back from several winters on the German frontier.

One time I got a progress report home from high school that was less than flatering. Clearly I was aware of my grades, there wasn’t a secret grading process, but was far more concerned with finger banging anything that moved at this point. When my father opened said progress report and asked about the contents…

Somehow this is going to hurt the Lions.

And the Titans drafted Dorial Green-Beckham in the second round too. Teams don’t care about what you did in the past, they only care about the likelihood of you doing it again in the future and ending up suspended on their watch.

The speed of this take from PFTCommenter is brilliant.

Am I the only one who had to read the headline and first line atleast 10 times before I realized "Reading" is the name of a soccer team? Damn.

He’s been a polarizing figure over the years for Wings fans with his incredible size/talent combination but extremely streaky play. Really miss seeing the Mule out there though so hopefully it’s not the end for him if he can safely get back on the ice.

Really? “On during a work day” is a reason why you don’t get to see the Champions League? Your work day consists of writing stories about pants shitting.

According to google maps, Montreal to Boston is a 5 hour drive.

Yeah, it’s totally fearless to mock Detroit. Plus, he’s wrong and an imbecile besides — downtown Detroit is really, really nice architecturally.

Most underrated part of the Mechanical Pencil is the eraser. It never fucks up the paper, and it always erases ALL of the pencil mark. A wooden pencil's eraser tends to either smear the graphite around, or leave some trace of the original marking, which is death on scantrons, especially for dickhead teachers who…

Just the tip.