John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

In Canada, (WHO CARES), we say ‘Buddy’ to refer to someone whose name we don’t know.

Ah, the bathroom! The worst room in the house for a baby proof fail. Two of my children locked themselves in the bathroom accidentally around 15-18 months. One opened the drawer in the vanity which was about one inch from the bathroom door that pushes in. Boom! Can’t open the door anymore! So child sits down on the…

I just sent my 3 yo nephew back to his parents, and based on him, 3 is the worst. I have no idea how one relatively small human could so much so trouble and stress and seem to delight in the misery he inflicts. It’s good that they are cute. I think it’s evolutionarily necessary.

Fuck. You.

Pretzel rod wins simply because you can pull it out of your mouth like it is a giant cigar and hold it in your hand while trying to make a point.

Pirlo looks like a Roman general, just back from several winters on the German frontier.

A handy cut-out-and-keep guide for where everyone is when the start of season 6 rolls around
- Jon Snow - dead. Don’t give me any of that “OR IS HE?” nonsense, the actor has had a haircut
- Stannis Baratheon - looks pretty dead. Last seen about to taste the end of Oathkeeper with no rescue in sight
- Arya Stark - has…

Tread lightly, she is near

One time I got a progress report home from high school that was less than flatering. Clearly I was aware of my grades, there wasn’t a secret grading process, but was far more concerned with finger banging anything that moved at this point. When my father opened said progress report and asked about the contents…

Somehow this is going to hurt the Lions.

And the Titans drafted Dorial Green-Beckham in the second round too. Teams don’t care about what you did in the past, they only care about the likelihood of you doing it again in the future and ending up suspended on their watch.

“Your Grace, I know a good riddle, if you would like to hear it.”

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

The speed of this take from PFTCommenter is brilliant.

Really? “On during a work day” is a reason why you don’t get to see the Champions League? Your work day consists of writing stories about pants shitting.

The Underhenge!

I would add, specifically, A Distant Mirror- Barbara Tuchman's account of the Hundred Years' War and related events.