“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

The only time I took first place happened because I hunkered down in a small building with 5 people left. The protected area just so happened to keep centered on my little shack (with no roof) and I sat terrified for minutes as I listened to gunfire and waited for someone to come in and wreck my shit. I felt like a…

When someone says “I used to say and do dumb shit that I regret now and I’m trying to be better”, its not really a counter-argument to say “yeah but you used to say and do dumb shit”.

Nerds will fall for anything that suggests it’s perfectly fine to be a big, fuming douchecanoe as long as you’re “clever” or “enlightened.”

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

Are you concerned with ethics in games journalism?

Nah, you brought politics into it for no reason. You could’ve kept it to the: “I feel sorry for the family” part, but you were so excited to turn it into a political shitpost, you botched the opportunity and now you’re backpedaling.

Democrats views on this: Republicans killed him to distract from all the trump shit.

As I said when the suicide was first reported, Hernandez died doing what he loved... murdering people.

SNL good-ol-daysers are the worst. SNL was ALWAYS inconsistent, sometimes consistently horrible over the years. And no single episode is good from 11:30 to 1:00 because it’s frickin’ live sketch comedy. It’s just that no one remembers the bad sketches with Kevin Nealon or Michael Anthony Hall because they don’t make…

I know that face! My three year old loves Big Truck Day at the local Park and Recreation District swimming pool too!

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

So Mauro Ranallo, the announcer, should be bullied as a test to ensure he is tough as nails? Let’s just ignore the fact he is one of the best all around wrestling, boxing and mma announcers and say he need to be tested mentally with bullying. You fucking stupid or drunk?

Is Fusion the new Gawker? Has anyone investigated this? They’re just like Blackwater, always changing their name, but still employing Hamilton Nolan.

No no no, you’re supposed to say: “There is no consensus that Pizzagate is not real. There are two sides. Many scientists question whether it is not real, so your articles shouldn’t be so political. You don’t know for sure that it’s not true. I come to Gizmodo for tech news, not for one-sided political posts!…

You think it’s fucked up that no one investigated the claim that a chain pizza restaurant was a front for a child prostitution and trafficking ring based on ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE?