I still can’t believe Brock Lesnar hasn’t sued the WWE for all the injuries he received from being hit with a metal folding chair when the ref was distracted.

Nice but where is the hatchback version?

I used to do this a LOT, actually - with one small exception. I would smoke a bowl and then pour honey directly into my mouth before eating most of a loaf of cinnamon raisin bread and go to bed until it was Monday.

Is super drunk above or below stupid drunk? Asking for a friend.

All these special little snowflakes “expressing their discomfort” with the brown men on an airplane should go find their safe space and cry it out. Morons.

So it’s basically what US Customs does to Defenders and Skylines.

If only we could apply this policy to non passing left lane drivers (looking at you Prius drivers). We could restore our roadways to normal levels of incompetency 

So they must have:

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Are you talking about ginger or cilantro? I believe it’s illegal to use the dish soap simile twice.

There’s always one.

Okay, but I already have a healthy BMI and I’m physically active on a regular basis. So I need new workout goals to keep me motivated. Getting stronger and faster are my goals, and I don’t see anything unrealistic about that. And I’m trying to date over here, so I do want to look better. People in my situation need…

Yeah, no. Speak for yourself.

I have to weight train to be able to do my job effectively. If all I did was basic outside activity I’d end up crushing myself under something or just lose the job because I couldn’t do it.

This sounds more like you’ve had specific issues with people you’ve known/gyms you’ve gone to than it does that there’s a societal problem with people going to the gym. I’ve never seen the sort of bullying you talk about; I know that it exists, but I also know that it, like most things, is a product of specific shitty…

Applying this to all people who go to the gym is absurd. I started going because I wanted to be healthier for my kids, my wife, and more importantly, myself.

You seem very upset over this. There’s nothing wrong with doing everything you can to sculpt your body to the best of your abilities one way or another. If going for a hike or taking your dog for a walk is what keeps you active, and going to the gym and lifting weights is what keeps others active, what’s the problem?…

Is being able to go out and play tennis functional fitness? Is being able to skateboard around for two hours functional fitness? Is simply walking at an incline for an hour on the treadmill functional fitness?