I think the implication is that this is the lost BeeGee, now masquerading as Stephen Miller.

Agree, though I’m not sure “not a nice person” captures the full Stephen Miller.

I get the jokes. It’s Stephen Miller. I just don’t know why bad taste, poor judgement and a resemblance to Satan is suddenly a reason to resign from this White House.

Do you mean “step on it” or “swat it?”

Isn’t justice delayed justice denied?

I think he looks, well, not worse. Just like a different kind of asshat.

This guy needs a visit from Christmas past, present, and future. Wow, my impression of the Midwest just went from boring to vile. Who elects these guys?

In this age of text-to-speech technology and dictation software, there is no excuse for not having his computer read the Constitution to him. However, your hypothesis would explain why he has so many typos in his dictated tweets.

Do you always write like this? Or is this adjusted down for the Deadspin audience? I mean would you change your style for, say GQ? Cosmo? Readers Digest? Keep it up, someday you might crack Medium.

Kaizen, I completely understand. I have found the old trope of “fake it till you make it” helpful in establishing new habits. I know it’s not deep, and it feels odd as hell at first, but it works. In time, it becomes easier and more natural. Just don’t give up. Just don’t put an end time cap on it.