It’s going to get to the point where the “regular” 911s are the rare ones. 

Thanks. Sometimes these stories just spark the imagination.

It’s cheating to start listing every drivetrain variation though. It’d be like if we did that with the F150. You’d have a ton of “variants” that way. 

This is bullshit. If you’re going to take up my parking spots, at least let me get some of that sweet covered parking under the wings.

He probably saw his mistress and his wife waving at him up ahead on opposite sides of the road and he needed time to tell his au pair to duck down low in the passenger seat so they wouldn’t see her...

Now we will have to listen to them never shut up about “they don’t make em like this anymore”. 

We’ll have to find a new way to test how well new expanding foam formulas work to silence exhausts?

Probably because the new Indians are beautiful and the new Harley’s, ehhhh, not so much.

Problem is they’ll eventually pull out of the US market altogether. We’ll stop seeing old dentists riding their extra LOUD exhaust bikes through the neighborhoods.

If it gets any worse HD will start selling re-badged Vespas.

Reading is hard.

Why do PR people say blatantly false, easy-to-disprove shit like this?

Ford doesn’t make the Demon. The statement clearly states it’s the most powerful street legal car FORD has ever made. May I suggest some more coffee? Lol

Mercedes don’t drip oil.  They drip unicorn blood.

They would be horrified to walk into just about any independent garage in the US.

In their schools in Japan, the kids clean the school and wash the dishes every single day. Cleanliness is ingrained into their habits. 

Part of my job requires measuring up vehicles for components, and this has taken me to a lot of different shops.

You’d be surprised. For me it usually goes something like this.

I thought that dude was playing a didgeridoo for a moment. Then I realized it was a huge stack of Busch Lights.