Forget the tables turning, you could power Detroit off his corpse spinning. 

Weeeeellll, the difference is you cannot run to a dealer and buy a car today that is both flight worthy and road worthy. You CAN however, go to some dealerships and buy a car that almost drives itself.

I was about to say.. oh the irony. 

Oh how the turn tables, Henry.

You sound like a lot of fun at parties.  

Deer have antlers, not horns, so both halves of the slogan are idiotic.

Doesn’t surprise me. They used the slogan “No bull. Just horns.” but their logo is deer horns, so their grasp on reality is quite loose. Maybe their slogan should be “I forgot what I was thinking. Maybe I shouldn’t drink so much of this crap?"

That dinghy accounts for 125% of the company’s assets.

That’s too obvious!

Yeah, this whole thing reeks of Russian Oligarch money laundering.

My thoughts too.

with uncomfortable amounts of energy!

I thought money laundering operations were supposed to be a bit more... discrete?

I didn’t realize they hired the US president as their social media coordinator?

Hmmm.... I thought all that Europe required was changing the 6.2 Liter engine to a 6.2 Litre and we were good....

Perhaps the better question: is there anyone less qualified? 

Completely agree. That’s why I cleared out my Mazdaspeed 3s taillights, then swapped positions for the brakes and signals.

From inside to outside. White/Red/Orange.

Science Has Perfected Ferrari’s 458 Italia

Right?