OK, but wouldn’t her lawsuit establish whether that should happen?

Why is she speaking to the NFL, and who led her to believe that would be a good idea? Is this so the league can conduct another one of its crackerjack “investigations?” 

I mean, Iggy was a Finals MVP and always had to guard the best player in the world. That carries some weight for me.

No better than third, by my calculus: Manu and Iggy, I would say, were more principal contributors to their teams. But those names obviously only serve to highlight how important Livingston truly was.

It’s incredible that he ever found his way back into the league after Bountygate. But maybe the right people didn’t hear about it? I guess the NFL just needs a more prominent way of broadcasting its news and events.

This guy has gotten fired more in six months of radio than I did in 19 years. And I have this personality, so...

Commonplace? If you say so, your honor.

“This looks really bad...but we know he can masturbate to completion,” argued Patriots owner Bobby Two-Strokes*. “Surely, I can still find something for him to do.”

What did we all learn from this fiasco? It’s unclear, but to quote J.K. Simmons’s character in Burn After Reading, “I guess we learned not to do it again.”

That’s probably why he can’t believe it.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was...uh, probably still Spygate. This is good, but I’ll go with the classic.

As a fan, I’ll not only use this going forward but will try to remember to cite you. It’s only fair. 

God damn. All of a sudden, I have a lot of updates to make to my style guide this weekend.

It’s two things: 1) They do this almost every season, or so it seems. 2) It is low-risk. Only teams that are hardwired to make a deep playoff run can take this chance, because he won’t destroy the team. And nobody is as hardwired as the Patriots. They have absolutely no downside here. 

Done and done.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

I can: “What’s got two thumbs and is a despicable piece of shit? Thissss guyyyyy!”

+1 man and 1 woman

It is illegal to present a falsified National Weather Service report. BUT! I think that only applies when the country follow laws and stuff.

I hate to be the one to break the news to Roger, but it doesn’t get any easier. I turn 48 in a few weeks, and I, too, had to take a medical break after the fourth set just because my seated posture was so bad while watching this match.