Scientists Reveal Brain Structure of 20-Million-Year-Old Monkey

I just hope that the Tampa Bay Vipers are able to get one victory outta nowhere.

There is no Hell. There can’t be, as no God would let Trump be president. See, also: Hitler, Adolf.

So what’s the deal on this Trump guy? Is he, like, an abject cunt or something?

“For real, that’s not his moms tho?”

I don’t disagree, but still: According to their financials they spent $72 million on printing 80 million bibles, and I have to assume many of those have the gilded pages. So that’s quite a deal, printing full books for 90 cents a pop.

“Correction: We’re more than 2+ years removed from our last really interesting basketball.” 

You guys, I’m starting to get the impression that Donald Trump may be a piece of shit.

I agree with the maritime lawyer here. 

Feels like it’s going to be McIntyre. Would like to see Big E get another solo run, and really, five-plus years of a very successful New Day is plenty. But McIntyre is both a Vince McMahon wet dream and a legitimate star. Or they’ll fuck it up.

I feel thy pain. I have 12, down from 17, but I’ve probably bought about 40 over the past dozen years or so, and either traded them or sold them. I also made the decision to branch off from guitars, so I’ve got a mandocello, a baritone, a couple tenors so it looked less compulsive. And they’re mostly just wasting…

I was in Jerome a couple months ago and at the table next to me were some Nazi sleeves. Fun times! But yes, definitely some red in the rural parts of Arizona and down by Fort Huachuca. He pardoned that idiot Arpaio and that didn’t help him. And even McSally couldn’t get a Senate seat until someone died in office. 

I just read this weekend, for some reason, that the Gideons print and distribute 80 million bibles a year. It took them 93 years to pass out (or leave behind) the first billion, and only 14 years to reach the second billion. The answer is Jesus, but not The Answer.

We do. Although, it’s worth noting that Arpaio had received less and less of the vote in every election this century (66, 56, 55, 50), so he would have probably lost anyway even without the push.

Thankfully, a Trump endorsement hasn’t done a whole lot of office seekers in Arizona. I’m surprised by that, too. 

Well, I don’t blame him. You can’t exactly search Backpage anymore when you want some helmet. 

By “random data points,” do you mean proof of how well the NBA’s international initiatives are doing, especially in comparison to the WNBA?

Well, let’s see: Since 1997, the NBA has dumped nearly a quarter-billion dollars into the WNBA merely to keep it solvent, indicating that while there might be revenue to be had, there are not profits. And again, since no more than half the league’s teams have ever made a profit in any season, this stands to reason.

You do realize that women’s basketball is not a public utility, right? It’s a capitalist enterprise. The players get endorsements, the teams get endorsements and have partners, there are TV contracts...this league is about making money. It just doesn’t make any. The AAFL folded within its first season because it…

You can create hypotheticals about fans buying jerseys all day. That’s what’s so convenient about hypotheticals — they don’t need proof. I could counter just as easily that female fans buying Kobe jerseys were introduced to him because they like Sprite. Or lived in Connecticut, home to the dynasty of women’s college…