It’s very stupid...but also kind of genius. But mostly stupid.

Your move, Felicity Huffman.

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

“A lot of nice words there, but what’s it supposed to mean?”

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.

Jumpin’ Jim Brunzell, that’s a lot of downtime...

Oh yeah, house shows are definitely the way to go if you just want to have a good time and don’t necessarily care about who’s showing up. Plus, parking is a whole lot easier...

I went to the Mania here in Phoenix in 2010, and Elimination Chamber last year, plus a couple of Raw shows. Raw was by far the better live experience, and Mania was the worst — not just because 20 minutes of it was a hobbled Bret Hart punching at Vince’s prone body. But there was a ton of down time between every…

Really? He always struck me as “more breadsticks.”

Friend: Why did he fire you?

“We’ll see who brings in more honey.”

I BET ANYTHING U NEVER SQUARED UP ON THE STREET WITH ANYBODY IN UR COUSINFUCKIN LIFE.

Remember when you couldn’t hit a black wrestler in the noggin or slam his head into the turnbuckle? Lord knows you wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of a headbutt by JYD or S.D. Jones. See...they didn’t have brains, as blacks, so their empty heads were their greatest weapons.

The real action is Saturday, when Brutus Beefcake finally takes his rightful place in the WWE Hall of Fame. I can’t wait to visit Parts Unknown just to see all the memorabilia from his legendary stint as Zodiac in WCW.

Oh, you. +1 dead nun

So that’s a record? I’ll admit it: I don’t get this particular Nispey Hussle tribute.

Maybe we can just put up a bunch of windmills wherever he goes? 

He was also in The Wiz.

Well, I don’t think you’re going to like my Bryce Harper sign, then...

Fuckin’ wow. Jesus Christ.