But he does them all fast.

This is a really good deal for both sides if the players show up and play. Because the Spurs had basically vetoed a trade in the West, the only logical partner was an East team with an established all-star who had maybe run his course. Both teams get value and they’re not foreclosing on the future. The backcourts in Wa…

Yep, that’s about maximum value for Leonard after the draft and the opening hours of free agency. Had to get an all-star back (or all-star caliber, anyway), but giving up Danny Green had to hurt a little bit. They weren’t going to convince a team to ship them young stars for a rental, whether it was Philly, Boston, or…

True, but I guess this is why I, like Iris, don’t watch ESPN.

But we’re glad to see those of you still around are still around.

Outside of the exclusion of McDonald’s hot mustard nugget sauce, I’m probably with you on all those. Underrated: Burger King’s zesty dipping sauce for onion rings.

Pussy.

And yet, Mandy Rose...

Idiots will spend multiple thousands of dollars to get a lot of things.

Man, what have they fucking done to Asuka? Carmella’s got a good body and all, but she’s terrible at everything. 

Yeah, but he’s already been a world champ three times!

Owens gave three Attitude Era nods: He gave Braun the stunner, then the suck it salute, and finally went full Foley. He looked as good as someone possibly can in a Strowman match. He’s such a good heel. Earns his spot constantly.

The crowd hijacked the best match! That’s horrible. The Owens bump was great and Styles/Rusev was decent, but the rest of that card was tough sledding. 

Dino Bravo, killed for selling black market cigarettes. That’s something!

Man, Edgar and Johnny Winter really look like shit these days.

Good point, although I don’t think they have any openings.

I will use Notepad until I die. 

In case you’re wondering, the inference is that you only become a deputy editor by sucking dick. And as we all know, the only way to suck dick for a promotion is on your knees. And if you do that, you’re going to need some kneepads.

You can. I shant speak his name.