I’m not sure he’s aware he owns the team, though.

All I know is that the Dwayne Johnson movie about this hypothetical event is going to suck.

I’m not sold, either. Sixers are very young and the playoffs are about adjustments more than they are the blitzkrieg of length and speed that Philly has shown so far. So, can they make the adjustments? Wade is old but he knows how to win playoff games. He had a minute-long stretch in the fourth where he checked in,…

In many ways, yes. The Spurs are certainly getting older. Average age is almost 30, except it’s mostly guys over 35 and guys under 25, so a bad mix.

Right. That’s why you trade him for a couple young players and either a pick or an expiring deal to make the money work, then a year from now, you don’t have a $200 million extension staring you in the face on a guy who doesn’t want to play for your organization. You’re not going to get a perfect trade, so get what…

Team management is waiting for Kawhi’s group to clear him. That’s why he’s not on IR. The team has wanted him to play.

Hips aren’t quads. Also, hips don’t lie, but that’s another story.

I think you can play around LaMarcus for a couple years, not to the degree they did this year, but it’s doable. They kind of had a big guy there once. Parker’s up this year. Can’t imagine they’ll bring him back at anything close to his current deal. Manu’s good for another season; he’s still outstanding off the bench.

What does this even mean? He played nine games, averaged 17 per in those games, and then decided he needed more rehab. There aren’t any structural issues or he wouldn’t have played when he did, and the injury he does/did have wouldn’t have anything to do with a blown knee or a torn Achilles. That would be an entirely…

Trade Kawhi. Stockpile some youth, understanding you’ll never get 1:1 value for him, get the $200 million extension as far away from you as you can, and go from there. Evidently, they don’t need him to make the playoffs in the best year for the Western Conference in at least a decade, so get him what he wants, get…

I have a lot to learn about babies.

So...is the baby inside one of those balloons? I’m not sure how reproduction works...

Both of those, plus Fleshlight, presenting sponsor of 50 Shades of Jim Gray After Dark.

“Several” wouldn’t surprise me, no. But we just bounce from one stupid advertiser boycott or team/sport protest to another. It’s just giant waves of idiots who think the other side has finally gone too far this time, instead of just letting it slide. Do we really care if sponsors flee Laura Ingraham’s show because of…

America’s sure in a weird time.

Seems like it would be easier to just use a rowing machine.

“Can I protest this one?”

Durant is taking less money and has said he would again. That’s a very unique situation they have in Golden State, obviously, although I think they’ve only got about three years left with the current construction (unless those four guys decline enough salary to bring in a fifth, younger, guy...). Durant and Curry…