Wish I could. It’s too painful for me.

That’s how my last relationship ended.

Wait...so would he play for the Warriors and 76ers simultaneously?

*also judges

He can be a shot-blocking presence. Again, it’s entirely limited to the restricted area, but because of his span and reach he can alter a number of shots without needing his feet. He’s on par with the top five leaders in BPG on a per-36 basis. Admittedly, all of it is owed to his length and not his ability, but it’s…

I’m with you in theory, and that’s what counts. Sorry to make you defend a Plumlee.

But off the bench? I don’t think the NBA is truly 60-deep in quality centers. He can’t play against a Plumlee?

You could be onto something. I just don’t see how he doesn’t create instant match-up problems and force substitutions and time outs at critical junctures in games. Even if that’s the primary reason you put him in, how does that not have an impact?

I don’t understand why Detroit seemingly never did this. Particularly late in third quarters, when a lot of games tend to finally get their imprint, his presence under the rim on both ends is much more pronounced than his liabilities 10 or 15 feet away. I don’t recall a lot of times when putting Boban in didn’t work.…

If you thought his 8,894 earlier takes were shitty, just wait until you read number 8,895.

“Whoa...sweet mechanics!”

Guarding him is pretty easy.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

“One of the biggest lobbies in the country.” Per Open Secrets, they were the ninth-biggest in outside spending in the 2016 cycle and in the top five percent of all groups for lobbying in the same cycle.

“Oh feh lou,” unreasonable as that sounds.

Not sure that’s how it works.

Why is the FBI involved in illegal multi-state operations? I have no idea...

Well, every team has injuries. Few teams lose an MVP candidate. The effect of Kyle Anderson missing eight games or even Tony Parker missing 25 is nothing compared to not having Kawhi Leonard for an entire year.

Dejounte has played in 58 of their 59 games.

I was absolutely not bused in from out of town to tell you this was well done.