I usually find that my face desperately needs a wash after driving around in my rented, gorgeous little convertible, a bright cherry red Buick Cascada. But I always wait to get back to my room at the Fairfield Inn & Suites to wash up, because they have the best free soaps and lotions.

I think she’s a hair under five feet, but yeah, she can probably move a little weight.

Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.

Wait...this sports-doer’s name is Champion and he goes by Hot Sauce?

Strowman and Bliss are the best on-screen couple they’ve got. Well, after Rusev and English.

I make pretty much the same move when she starts a promo.

I find this Deadspin list woefully lacking in “Getting hit by a bus.”

Get a load of this guy with his “Look at me — I have to hang ‘em up” press conference. Always the exact middle of attention.

“Probably won’t overtake them if the defense lags now.” Losing Roberson represents a pretty drastic change to the overall roster, because most of their bench isn’t even good enough to be on the bench, much less in the starting lineup. And Roberson’s defensive abilities are not easily substituted. A lot of OKC’s…

Tastes like Turkey.

It’s a convincing way to break up the losing team. But yeah, definitely filler. That bothered me less because of where it was on the card.

Should someone mention to her that at no point in her professional career was her profession the reason she had a career?

Well...it seems that way, but it’s a good way to introduce her without expecting much. Again, she may be terrible. Obviously Hunter’s going to be on the card.

I don’t know about the Chamber. I guess you could go that route, but I would imagine they’re holding her debut until Mania. Because if she’s not any good, you don’t want shitty performances in a very strange environment like the Chamber keeping people away. Another thing is they’re probably only going to have three…

I still believe Tyreke Evans is a better option, even if he doesn’t give you anything defensively. He’s shore up that bench scoring and could play with the starters. Unfortunately, he’s a bargain this year ($3 million), making it easy for Boston or Cleveland to jump on him.

Based on this year, you’d have to be pretty desperate to take back any of their bench youth. Maybe Ferguson, but the Thunder seem to really like him. Jerami Grant impacts the game defensively but he has satellite dishes for hands. Heustis doesn’t add much. According to some obscure rule, OKC is not allowed to trade…

Embiid’s been playing basketball for six years. For the better part of two of those, he was hobbled. If his wheels hold up, which is a big if, he’s going to be unbelievably good.

Their triple overtime was insane. San Antonio-Boston and Boston-Golden State were also pretty damn good.

Yeah, I saw that. It’s certainly worth considering.

Hadn’t heard that. Makes a lot more sense.