Uhhhhh....Is Zorro on?

Yeah, around the sternum. But Scott’s got this weird crater around his right nipple. Very odd.

Yeah. But even “Carr is good” puts them no worse than third in that division. They probably weren’t as good as their record in 2016, paid for it by having a tougher schedule this year, and will probably acclimate to a slightly easier road next year. Small corrections on either side of the ball can get them to .500.

I think they can get that pretty easily in the AFC West. They still have talent and Gruden will energize them next year. It’s when they actually have to make changes that we’ll see what the layoff has done.

Oh my god, I stumbled onto this recent disaster — Steiner v. Davey Boy Smith (Jr.). Forget what appears to be disfiguring capsular contracture on his right pec (I thought that only happened with implants) and just watch this very bad, very lazy match.

A Mercedes for the open road! This will be a great way to familiarize yourself with dealer service departments around the country...

Yeah, but this was eight months ago. Old content...

Doing more than trying, my friend. Why do you think Jack Tripper “masqueraded” as a gay man all those years on that documentary about Mr. Roper, California’s most notorious slumlord?

Untuck your shirt, doofus.

The list of things Eric Trump incomprehensibly believes to be true is too long to fully explore here, but yes, I am confident that someone at the FHA wanting to turn him gay through social media suggestions is one of them.

More evolved than some other mammals...

“And now, with his first playoffs just weeks away, McVay is very much the embodiment of Dirk Diggler — ready for his big scene and fucking Heather Graham on command in Burt Reynolds’s living room.”

Well, maybe you learned your lesson, idiot. If you vacationed in AMERICA FIRST you wouldn’t have had this problem.

I don’t think Long Beach is a good indicator because you’re talking about 2,300 seats for what is, by definition, a special event unto itself. It’s not like a WWE house show in Topeka or something. U.S. fans don’t have a lot of access to those shows. Even still, it’s a pretty small number.

The pattern of Marvin Lewis, over a decade and a half, is to do just enough to get by. Frankly, any argument that also contains the defense, “In Cincinnati, that’s great” is also doing just enough to get by. The history of the NFL if full of coaches like Lewis; most just didn’t get 15 years at the helm to show their…

This clearly explains why ticket sales for this year’s show have outpaced last year by more than 15 percent. It’s gotta be all the same guys who were on the card last year, like Naito, Okada, and Omega. Couldn’t possibly be anything else, as nothing new or different has been added to the card as a special attraction.

Jericho said on a podcast that Vince knew before it was announced. I don’t believe he knew before it was signed, though. His contact was already done with WWE so he didn’t need approval. But Hunter praised the whole thing in an interview a couple weeks ago, so the company line is that Jericho will always be a WWE guy…

Bold thinking. I would love for WWE to make that happen. They haven’t worked with New Japan in a substantive way since Hogan would do tours over there at the height of his popularity. But I don’t see how it hurts business for anybody. 

Yes, Nick, at long last won’t someone think of the players?