Oh come on, libtards. He didn’t say pussy. He clearly said pizza. “There is nothing in the world like first-rate pizza.” That’s the only way his follow-up — “I always eat mine with a fork” — makes any sense.

This looks bad for John Cena. He should probably lay low for a while. Fortunately, cargo jorts have plenty of pockets he can hide in.

It sure seems like you can’t just grab your co-workers boobs anymore.

It’s a beautiful car. I got the 3 in 2014 because I just didn’t need more car, but I have long coveted the 6.

So a photo of Kevin Durant no longer counts as a dick pic? Man, the internet has changed.

I’m surprised they held off handing the keys to J.B. Bickerstaff as long as they did. He’s J. motherfuckin’ B. goddamn Bickerfuckinstaff.

Just put Case Keenum in there. I mean, give it about a year and a half, but eventually, they’ll start to click.

I’d just step on his feet. That’s what the old scouting reports say to do.

You’re good people, so I feel like I can share this longwinded story with you.

I kind of feel for the guy. He probably feels MRSAble about the whole thing.

Yeah, definitely. I think another factor for House of Cards was that it was in production rather than two weeks from airing. It’s easier to pull something that isn’t being actively advertised, etc. Plus, NetFlix has already made tons of money off House of Cards, as opposed to a show that has yet to give them any…

I would imagine, though I am also speculating, that two things made this more likely for Bill: 1) Previous history of grievances while at the network, with the knowledge of the network, and 2) He was the biggest individual moneymaker for Fox television. I can’t imagine Netflix cornering themselves on a similar deal…

Dwyane Wade was bought out in September.

He’s getting paid $5 million and is in the final season of his contract. That’s really not much in a league that covets salary dumps. He’s getting paid less than half as much as Amir Johnson.

I don’t know why his contract would be any different from virtually all others in Hollywood and the media that specifically have morals clauses about bad behavior and the rights of the company to step away. It’s standard language. It would take Scientology’s attorneys so much to write out that stuff that nobody would…

Well, let’s see: Which team is top 10 in FG%, 3P%, and points and which team is in the bottom third of the league in those categories? Which team is first in rebounds and second in assists and which team is in the bottom third of the league in those categories? Why, it just so happens that Philly is one of the best…

I’ve now watched the past eight games (forgot about the Dallas and Clippers games a couple weeks ago), looking specifically for what they’re doing wrong. It’s really three things: They don’t run any plays on offense, they switch constantly on defense and collapse in the lane allowing for open threes, and they take low…

This would be a much better point if none of them had played basketball for the majority of their lives.

I’ve seen the past four or five Thunder games. It’s incredible how good they are, particularly defensively, through the first quarter. I think in three of those games, they’ve been up 20 points. In every game, they’ve been up at least eight, I believe. The defense leads to transition offense, where they are equally…