He would not, though it’s a good idea. Although, I’ll correct you on their bench offense: Grant and Felton are averaging nearly 16 a game between them and Patterson’s only good for 2.5, and he’s shooting at a much lower percentage.

What’s funny about Roman is they wanted to burnish him through the Strowman program and all that did was show who the real star was, and it wasn’t Reigns. Then they wanted to pass the torch to him for the second time this year and he got meeked by Cena’s promos. He’s been off TV for the better part of a month and…

I wonder if they’d be better off with George and Melo at the 2 and 3, pushing Roberson out of the starting five in favor of Patterson. He essentially gives you the same offense, but creates different matchups for the other guys. Then you’re really only sacrificing some defense at the 3 while improving it at the 4.

And sadly, that still means he’s one of the 10 best workers in WWE over that span.

It’s the rare “everybody wins” scenario. There’s more attention on Wrestle Kingdom in the U.S., and this is not even the main event bout. Omega, as great as he is, still needs in the eyes of many the mainstream kiss of credibility that Jericho could bring. Some marks, for instance, won’t ever forgive him for wrestling…

“Fuck these prices. I gotta save money for my brother’s shoes.”

That would be a great theory if Kevin Durant hadn’t won MVP playing alongside him, or if Serge Ibaka still existed.

The prolapse of the pro game.

Yeah, and they bought a property in Stamford last year, but that’s just going to be storage, I guess. Not that they’d ever get anyone to Stamford.

Having a traveling hall of fame that hits their four major pay-per-views seems to make the most sense for Vince. There won’t ever be consistent traffic for a fake sports hall of fame, so you need to go where crowds are already gathering for your product and spending money on things they can’t possibly need, like an…

All sports are not the same, and it’s really hard to sustain success in the NFL unless you’re one of about four teams. In the NBA, go ahead and tank. In the NFL, which has a much different climate for trades and free agents, you win when you have a chance to win. There are so many fewer games and many more things that…

Can you imagine Jack Sock walking around with that thing?

They have six winnable games left: Arizona, Baltimore, Tennessee, San Francisco, Jacksonville, and Indy. At the Rams next week is a no, and they probably won’t match the Steelers on Christmas. Three of those games are against teams they need to beat anyway, and are within two games of them. The other three are bad…

They don’t need to win the division. Six AFC teams are 3-5 or 4-5. Two are 5-3. Can they win five of eight? Maybe not, but there’s no better answer on the roster if they think they can be a Wild Card team.

Would the fans rather have eight more games like Sunday, or do they want to push for the playoffs? Signing Kaep in Week 11 doesn’t do any good for anyone, but they still have a chance, being in that division. Sign him to a pro-rated one-year deal and see what happens. The worst outcome is the same one the team’s…

Genesis also purports that the moon is radiant, not reflective: “God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night.” That is, of course, entirely incorrect. The moon generates no light of its own. So if this sentence is the word of God, God is fallible at the latest…

Note to NFLShop.com: We found that one Bengals office chair you sold.

“Oh, hey — it’s my free throw practice ball. Been looking for that since the ‘90s!”

“For the record, I had nothing to do with that.”

Classic showboat move. Go for the three when all he needed to do was bait the defense into a three-second lane violation and hit the subsequent technical free throw. I’ve had it with hero ball.