New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Why not just set both parties on fire?

You can never be too sure.

You may know this already, but it’s hidden back there about 40 years: That’s actually how his name is pronounced. They changed it at Notre Dame to rhyme with Heisman, for that reason.

Well, whatever the excuse, they need to pay him. Cousins is the best quarterback they’ve had there since Duck Williams.

Is this Dan Gilbert?

Wait...is that their daughter splattered all over the driveway? Fucking savages.

If only the scent of a woman had any power over Jerry Sandusky.

Bill Cosby just found a great defense for the retrial.

That’s a Space Shuttle joke? Well, I’m 0-2 this morning with my ability to process information.

Grand slam finals played (29-22). Yes on 15 wins to Fed’s 19.

I don’t understand what that offense (or that defense) will be. Harden plays at a frenetic pace; Paul does not. I’d argue that Harden is less effective in a half-court set, although I guess having another premier scorer like Carmelo keeps defenders more honest. And speaking of Melo, I really don’t know what his role…

I don’t know where I was for that, then. Worse: I looked this up and just blew right by it. Preconceived notions, I guess.

I still think our American asshole is more embarrassing.

Flip side: Nadal has yet to win Australia. As great as he is, Nadal is obviously pretty heavily weighted in one area, which also accounts for the lopsided win-loss record against Roger. Federer has a winning record against him on other surfaces.

Next stop, Broadway!

Tecmo and NBA Live ‘95 are gold standards in my book. And with Tecmo in particular, it required very little game-playing ability to have fun. I still play it on my browser every now and then.

“My other son...has some qualities, too.”

I can’t believe something on the History Channel might not be accurate.