It’s surprising to see Stephen A. indicate that it would be OK to judge someone who prostitutes himself out for a living, doing whatever he needs to just to make a buck, no matter how shameful.

“Hold my beer.”

Imagine the penalty if he were a real football player and not just a kicker.

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

He’s 11? His dad is 6'2", so based on this, I fully expect Barron to wind up in the 7'7" range.

If he thinks that’s bad, he’s really not going to like it when the internet realizes he blew a 3-1 lead in the election.

The world can be a really shitty place. Dogs can help you forget that for a while.

Brian Regan is a clean comedy god.

Nope, at this point the only game they must win is Game 7.

Seems to be the best place to ever post this: The Ganryu-jima Island death match* between Inoki and Masa Saito in the mid-1980s. Two guys fighting on a deserted island.

Wait...don’t you already know everything there is to know about how the world works when you’re 23?

I’m a Stanger Stan.

“Some people were upset when I wished this young man well at the next level. Let me make something perfectly clear: What he did with that off-season retirement was brutal, uncalled for, he’s apologized, he was tearful. He got a second chance. I happen to pull for people with second chances, okay? Let me make it…

OK, now I really think we’ve found Adam Silver’s Twitter account.

Go easy on him. He got that t-shirt for playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey with Questlove, Kristin Chenoweth and Jon Cryer.

Quick story: I was getting a crown a month ago and my dentist listens to whatever the New Wave station is on Sirius/XM. This version, the unedited version, was the one that played while I was inverted and getting most of a damaged molar drilled away. Why can’t I get just one fuck, indeed.

As far as you know.

My layups look a lot like that at regular speed.

Ziegler is a lifer on Sandusky’s innocence. And he’s a lawyer, so I’ll point out that’s the word he used: Innocent. That’s not the same thing as not guilty.

Wait, Shawn Bradley was involved in this case, too?