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    That would work really well, unless they're like me, and will absentmindedly munch on anything within reach.

    you met, "became" very good friends, and then very very good friends? (I am not good at this.)

    I surreptitiously screencapped a FaceTime call with my dad when he was on a trip, so I could have a recent photo. Cross-Atlantic travel still freaks me out a little. I have some of my parents' more interesting voicemails saved though I'm still trying to figure out how to get them off my iPhone.

    we love you too (and will miss you very much). I kind of want to follow you around like a lost puppy but I am a teapot so I guess that would make me Mrs. Potts.

    but were the iPods engraved with the wedding date? I wonder what the resale value would be on that...

    wait, why is this not more popular? So confused. ADORABLE KITTY ASSASSINS.

    I see the marionette trying so hard, and the kitten being all what is this movement of air over here NOT WHERE YOU ARE MARIONETTE? I don't want the world to be like this.

    Is it still fashionable if you wear the same one every day? Re: washing, does it work like jeans? There are lots of unanswered questions.

    me too!

    I would like to welcome you to the latest Backtalk After Dark post (which should still be in the Backtalk.kinja.com sidebar).

    The office in charge of buying condoms for RAs to distribute did find boxes of several hundred colored condoms on sale. My residents told me that the colors made them feel awkward during sex :/ They were pretty standard colors. On the other hand, some people used them to make wall decorations. So I guess they were

    I know you're getting all the stars, but I wanted to verbalize my thanks, both to the Jez staff for yesterday's piece and to the people working so hard to fix the commenting system.

    Well, this is quite timely for space week on Backtalk!

    Of course it isn't. We need to know this so we can apply for their jobs.

    Clearly they need a Russian duck trainer. Also can you confirm whether the Jez staff watches duck videos all week?

    Or you could be me, leave it in the box, tape it over, and when you're hungry, pull out as much as you want and stick it in the toaster oven - I'm looking at you TGI Friday's potato skins.

    It means you have more choices :)

    I hope the family sized part of the frozen section doesn't go away anytime soon. I might eat most of my meals alone, but I usually eat the same thing for lunch all week.

    henna? This is precisely why I like it.