I am deeply disappointed by the lack of song credit.

Everyone's done it :)

At my sort-of Christian high school, it used to be that couples got a $5 discount off of each ticket. Suddenly, they found that everybody was a couple. They took away the discount in my senior year.

I AM LAUGHING DELIGHTEDLY.

Oooooh. You are indeed the best.

I hate headboards. Why would you bash your head against a piece of wood when you can literally hit the wall instead?

The American Eagle line at Payless is very comfortable.

All the baby mammals can be cuddled.

Ohhh. I think there just may be separate hierarchies. Apples and oranges and all that. Elephants, being holy, can't really be cuddled.

Don't you know that elephants are HOLY?

If there's plumbing, heat, and Internet. And possibly cable, this could do quite nicely.

I found out by trial and error. The sharing post dialog looks really different.

Sharing with an intro only works for posts, not comments.

GAHHHH. That gif.

I am pretty sure Nick said this in an interview. I am also pretty sure that I read it on Jezebel.

I did too. Mine was Somewhere Only We Know. My roommates at summer camp asked me to play "the alarm clock song" on the last day of camp.

Favorite songs of the late 90s/early 00s? (Go.)

I don't eat beef or pork, with the exception of crumbled bacon bits (on potato skins and salads only), because I can't stand the texture. It's hardly an ethical thing for me; I just got unused to it at a certain point.

I'm just going to leave this here:

They are not good with their recommendations at all.