It’s not like deadspin or Albert would ever make light of a serious situation.

Being from the south, I’ve seen a couple of Sue Zackys.

I don’t know much about zoning laws, but I would hope my fucking lawyer does.

A picture is worth a thousand fuck yous.

Today we announce chid as our new god.

You and the rest of Jalopnik write fantastic stuff and remain the best part of Gawker. Besides, it’s obvious you weren’t the only one.

Seriously though, this is a $40,000 bike and you wrote it’s worth every penny. Is this the best sports bike you can buy right now?

*Written using sarcasm font.

John Wick was fucking awesome. Hell look at his entire filmography and you’ll realize how many good and/or enjoyable films he has been in.

Kinda odd to name your bike after a mediocre Keanu Reeves movie.

You can start by making one the same price as an entry level motorcycle. Would you pay the same price for a bicycle with training wheels as you would a carbon fiber race bike?

This defined a generation.

I’ll touch whatever I feel like

1968 Corvette.

This Saints fan will enjoy watching UHF this weekend. Fuck, we suck again.

Surprised to not see Eric Bana’s Love the Beast showing. It sounds like the perfect movie to represent Jalopnik’s mission statement.

Hate to be the guy that performs the dragonning tests.

Josh Gross is back and pissing in Dana White’s Cheerios. Good shit, I hope you write more stuff.

This is rivaling Chernobyl for a meltdown.