“They would embrace it about as well as BMW enthusiasts have embraced the Cadillac ATS, which is to say they don’t even notice it because they’re too busy sending text messages as they drive down the interstate.”

Doughboys is a great podcast especially if you like the LA UCB comedy scene. The one with Fran Gillespie making the cringe worth Jared jokes was amazing.

Did the Patriots call Aaron Hernandez Gaston Glock?

Here’s some scat porn.

Someone bought one years ago for “a price of a house.” Sounds like he got a bargain.

How about their all time leading:

He played last year against Manchester City when they lost 3-2 as a substitute. He also started against Bordeaux in 2009 when they lost 2-1 and again against Bordeaux in 2009 when they lost 2-0.

You mean qualifying stage right?

Man it’s as if Manchester United lost one of their defenders to a double fracture and the offender didn’t even get a yellow. I’m sure that was an important event that should have warrant a mention.

Man even in these puff pieces, Hamilton Nolan Skip Bayless seems insufferable.

Glad to see you outside of SB Nation. Greatly respect your writing on combat sports.

I agree with everything your wrote except the scumbaggery of boxing promoters. If anything, they underplay how awful they are as human beings.

How does KTM compare to the Japanese bikes in terms of reliability and build quality?

Poor kid is getting lynched on social media.

I never recommend reading Peter King, but Adams was mentioned as the person the recognized the Seahawks might throw in the end zone during the Super Bowl.

I’d like to believe that Porter is pointing at Brad Wells.

You made a 16 year old car look like it’s from the factory. Kudos on the find, work, and decision to keep it.

If you’re gonna slam a 2nd rate Russian who made way more based on her looks, at least go after Kournikova. Wouldn’t figure winning 5 Grand Slam tournaments merit being called 2nd rate.

Fuck you guys, SB Nation will find this funny.