Snyder sure is bending himself into a pretzel for RG3.

Signs of a civilized society. Settling disputes with a back and forth instead of violence.

Yeah that’s a pretty big oversight to forget. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

And since winning the Super Bowl, we are the NFL equivalent of Bama fans.

Remember when Saints players showed how they really feel about Tom Benson? He’s still the same greedy asshole. Fuck him for trying to move the team to San Antonio.

I suddenly feel less sympathy.

What does Andrew Luck have to do with Jalopnik?

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It’s a deceptively tough karaoke song.

Meanwhile, Tommy Craggs announces that he can no longer afford HBO account because of “recent events”.

Not everything on Comedy Central is comedy. Mind of Mencia for example.

Yeah that John Oliver show is a big fucking downer.

I want a Jon Stewart and staff not going back to the same well over and over again when there are more interesting stories to highlight. BTW, his appearance on Crossfire was 11 years ago. Saying that he’s just a comedian is disingenuous at this point.

Hilarious stuff.

I like Jon Stewart a ton but the amount of time he spends on no hopers like Trump highlights a major reason for him to step away. It would be nice if he followed Jon Oliver’s lead and try to get things done, while still be entertaining instead of shooting fish in a barrel. At a certain point, a lot of viewers will…

Overused and entirely appropriate.

Any tips for cooking Albany steamed hams?

Jordan Sargent