It’s because of posts like these, Timothy Burke is the Jordan of Deadspin. And much like Jordan, I hope you get fired over the weekend.

Tim Marchman on South Park.

It’s way more fun laughing at the Knicks or Lakers. This is just depressing.

Fuck Aldo vs McGregor. With how outspoken Aldo has been with UFC and Dana White, I’d rather see him do this to White and set up that match.

Also killing the Warriors, this guy:

They got swept by a Cavs team without the services of Kyrie for 2 games and Kevin Love the entire series. I think those details matter more than a slightly above average defender.

From what I’ve read, he hides the traffic numbers from his writers and never has them focus on any of that stuff, and actually removed facebook comments from Grantland. I’m sure the Facebook thing was to keep criticism away from him as well, but he seems like a guy protective of his writers.

Brazil’s World Cup Stadiums Were A Colossal Waste Of Money

I’ll agree that Bill Simmons is a shitty writer if you admit that Leah Finnegan is the fucking worst.

The Bucs would’ve accepted if they didn’t include a QB.

Same. I think this is especially true if it’s your daily driver. A lot of little annoyances add it up a major headache.

I’ve owned both as well. It was a poorly designed car and it was not nearly as fun as a miata. Where do I start?

http://www.jsonline.com/sports/packers…

Fucking Magneride how do they work?

1. Leslie’s Horn

I hope Lebron sues your ass. What a shitbag.

The coaching equivalent of Skyline chili. Fuck.

I kinda wished you would have picked an NSX as that is more of a possibility for the readers (me) to possibly own and drive one day. I think it would also been really cool to contrast that experience with your Ferrari. However, this is still an awesome choice.

Those are forged Rays right?

I guess being 38 years old, losing your reflexes, and losing to a much younger fighter is now considered trolling. That Muhammed Ali sure trolled us with his parkinson’s.