The Apple defense. A classic of our time.

I think Hillary’s smirk was bad strategy. She should’ve looked somber that this is what our country’s level of discourse has come to, instead of trying to laugh it out of the room (which it should be, but here we are).

Data analyst here. Can confirm we have, and loathe, and rage against WTF moments.

I wonder how many of your stars are for the joke and how many just agree.

This also works on people. Clip one to your shirt and stand in a breeze. Voila.

I saw a preview for that alternate history movie about what if the moon landing was faked. I mentioned it to my gf and she casually dropped some napalm by saying she thinks the faked theory is plausible.

We have a small living room. She wants an L couch and I think it’ll take up too much space. What are some good compromise options?

Doctor’s later released an early season MRI:

Almost as soon as I read this I got a YouTube notification for their official launch clip.

Not a lawyer, but that was my first thought too. It even kinda sounds like a poorly coached response, and I assume his legal team knew the question was coming. “Consent by what definition” was the goal here.

Immediately after anyone uses it:

Wrong one.

“Optional fire extinguisher"

Counterpoint: where we take Point investments, package them together and sell them to your pension. Innovation!

If you’re happy and others now know it, flag.

As a data analyst for a major bank, I recommend you contact Wells to find out everything they have in your name, and do your own analysis of charges assessed. The systems they’re using to discover affected customers are complicated and not always very clear, and some analysts aren’t that good at what they do.

I texted my friend about that flag: “Oh yeah sure fuck anyone who’s happy and shows it.”

Nice. Thanks Tevad. Gonna check these out.

And done.

I just want to say how much I appreciate how you (and plenty of others at these fka Gawker Media blogs) think these things through so thoroughly for us. That is the most challenging part of my job, and so the similar effort here has not gone unnoticed.