Agree. Also, is it really an alternate history?

Good to know how you feel, random internet person.

I do this with my 50lb lab mix and it works great. He has a nicer time, we both get clean, and it’s much less mess.

I highly recommend Masters of None, season 1 episode 7: “Ladies and Gentleman.” I searched for a clip but couldn’t find one. It’s on Netflix (US, at least).

God damn. Kick ass writing here. You continue to be one of my favorite writers around.

“It was not a Christian like thing to do AT ALL...”

Consumer Electronics As A Service

I’ve heard that salt can do funny things to beaten eggs, so I don’t add it until part way through the scrambling. Is this right? When should I add salt and pepper to scrambled eggs?

Yep. I’ve had no trouble with retractables for my little dog, but a lunge from the big tough pup makes them feel like string.

“I’d deposition my quills for you” is my new favorite pickup line.

KK is two thirds of KKK. A shirt with this kind of message is a white robe without a hood. Coincidence?

Haven’t you heard? You can make $3000 a month online with this one neat trick!

Because the alternative is bleak as fuck, and there’s no blog article on how to be better dead.

That’s awesome. Don’t shrug! Enjoy it!

Rich people have money, and having money means you know a lot about the economy. This is definitely his and his supporters’ simplistic logic.

A herb or an herb?

ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND???

EM... huh. Where have I seen those initials in the electric car industry before?

I definitely don’t have a billion dollars; I’m not close to the Clintons - I only say hi when I pass them on the way to the bathroom; I know why I’d be running - not gonna show my cards to you though; and I’m not old, it just feels that way.

Hi Raven,