I gave my iPhone headset away because they were always falling out at the slightest provocation. I assume my ears were holding them wrong.

I use both all the time too. I work from home and a large enough portion of my day is spent on the phone that at some point both my BT headset dies and my phone needs charging. Could I plan better? Sure. But what a pain in the ass to have yet another portion of my day planned around battery life.

“a brash 90s dude with a ‘tude”

But my childish insecurities are all I have! That and this binky.

So close though! We’ll allow it.

Clear eyes, hateful heart.

All you had to do was not say anything, police department. And yet, here we are. Way to prove the point.

They’re on the wrong side of the god damn lake, but I agree with everything else.

Checks out.

Occam’s Razor people: Trump obviously has this guy’s wife and kids held hostage.

#spon (by cocaine)

The Fanny Packed Fully Pack.

Literally the exact same comment I was gonna make, Witty.

Literally the exact same comment I was gonna make, Witty.

I’m confused (probably someone said “feminism” recently), but aren’t all women already accompanied to the lavatory by a man? Are we now just letting you poop wherever and whenever you want, unaccompanied?

Here’s the thing, though...

I don’t buy it. He was totally laughing at the Chevy Game Break.

Which one was bigger?

I’d much rather do this now, in my 30s. Anybody have a job opening that pays $100k a year for working 20 hours a week from home?

“... accidentally provide that higher voltage to a phone unless it’s unplugged from the more powerful charging base.”

“That’s why I like it and you have to throw four pitches.”