How’s the bug situation when you do this? Does the coffee attract more fruit flies or anything like that?

This should settle all those Let’s Chat and Funbag questions about regular dudes vs profession athletes.

This is especially good to do if you’re remote, like I am. I communicate until I’m blue in the face or told to cut it out.

Solid. Good tips kramnos.

Self-immolation gifs sound awful and I didn’t want to google them.

If you start a GoFundMe and it succeeds I promise to be this Billionaire of the People.

This explains why my home record was always so much better than my away record.

*sigh* Did Tropic Thunder teach these people nothing!?

Better than stink eye.

I can tell from your thorough and excellent research that at least one of these teams is deflating game balls.

Exactly. So shut up Jim! I can call it Candlestick if I want to.

I’m not yet convinced we’ll actually live through it.

That’s his swimming eye dog. In case he has another episode of forgetting where he is and what he’s doing.

It’s a question for the ages: Is it better to have been hot and lost, or to never have been hot at all?

Yeah but what about Average Life On Fire?

What I’ve learned here is to not mess with EJO unless you’re prepared, with pancakes and a ham sandwich.

Nah, that’d give potential hosts more reason for pause. Instead, the IOC will go after anyone who brings these kinds of issues into the light.

“proven breeder”

Great idea, but this’ll never take off.

If app development wasn’t so hard I’d build a hundred little novelty apps like this with ads to supplement my income. You can be the idea man.