This shit is fake as hell.  She has a history of this shit.  She says she doesnt know playboy carti but she already tried fucking him over a year ago.  I find it funny that you also forgot to mention she coincidentally has a book for sale too.

An anagram for Kevin Durant is A venkin turd. Venkin is an elf in WoW. 

Pretty sure he didn’t invent being tired of the constant faux outrage online that many liberals have also expressed. I’m pretty sure Ronda speaking out against Trump and voting for Bernie Sanders isn’t negated by a fictional wrestling promo. I’m pretty sure tweeting out a dumb video that she never said she believed,…

Good.

Is it really political though? Just seems like the 21st century version of “pencil necked geek” or whatever Mr. Perfect used to call the crowd way back when.

As a progressive Oklahoman, Tuesday felt like such a disappointment. Our current governor, Mary Fallin, has one of the lowest approval ratings in the country (if not the lowest). Despite claiming he was very different from Fallin, what little detail Stitt has actually given about how he will govern follows what Fallin…

It’s astounding to me how these nerds are screaming themselves into rage-comas because a phone toy isn’t directly marketed to them.

Holy shit, Gamers are trash.  Just don’t play it if you’re that mad.  Christ...

Tebow’s not coming back.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

“Mr. Chairman, on the motion to remove the current Trustees we have a dozen ayes and one very loud neigh.”

Yeah, guess we'll never know.

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

Yeah right? My wife played this game and when she reached the part when Chloe tried to kiss her, she felt a little off, she explained to me that she was so into Max character that it seemed an imposition of the game... so saying the game is about lesbians, and not friendship is kind of  bias...

Considering you could have Max kiss her boyfriend and do nothing romantic with Chloe I’m gonna go ahead and say anyone who wants to call the author out on that is probably justified.

So, gonna probably be attacked for pointing this out but Max and Chloe’s sexual preferences weren’t really confirmed in the first game. Yes, one could possibly infer lesbian hints but one can also infer they’re just really good friends. 

Sollenberger has become exactly what he created PFT to parody. 

“Great Moments in Poop History” eventually just became “Long, Boring & Fake Stories About Pooping”

Yup, these are my victims. 

My main theory is that Simmons loves Lombardi because he finally found somebody who makes worse references based off of an even more limited pop culture background. That, and he knows Belichick.