“How dare you break wind before me?!”

According to Oprah, Dean runs an asphalt-paving company, which she probably doesn’t watch him do either.

Thar it is.

the kind of people who are going out to eat right now are the kind of people who need to read this but never will

You had me at “haven’t found what I’m looking for.”

You had me at “haven’t found what I’m looking for.”

I counted those to make sure there were the right number. :D

I think you mean, Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

I know it’s not perfect, but I still think Michael Pollan’s “Eat real food, not too much, and mostly plants,” is about as good as it gets for simple dietary advice, particularly for people currently eating a typical American diet.

Long live the 2011-2012 MBP!!!

The rally is over, no violence reported. Womp, womp!

Now that I’ve read the post, I’m disappointed. I thought it was so the drivers could keep their eyes on the track.

I just want to be able to effing sort my emails

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

Couldn’t hurt! But you’d be doubly in need of getting up for a good stretch if you’re on a ten hour flight after a hard workout :)

That tweet says nothing about them being unemployed. “Replaced” was very carefully worded. 

It gets better. Before Wester joined the Jackson County Sheriff’s Office, he worked for nearby Liberty County sheriff, who fired him for sexual misconduct. Their sheriff claims he warned Jackson county not to hire him, but those pleas fell on deaf ears as he was hired anyway.

The teen-oriented sequel is “The blessing of the B-,” which is just amazing in its Jewishness.

It’s just”computer,” not “ok computer.” Star Trek, not Radiohead.

This is the correct answer and much less cumbersome than “Corporate spy, violate my privacy and take my money”.

This was honestly a factor for us, too. I imagined my son starting college when he would still be 17 years old, and while I know that would be perfectly fine for some kids, I didn’t think it would be a good fit for him.