I’d like to issue a correction: the young man who was attacked in this video was not fourteen. He was allegedly fourteen, which is basically twenty-two, like totally the same thing, right?

I am going to go way out on a limb here and make the assumption that there are naked photographs of her on that phone.

The white guy looks like a less-healthy version of a character from Trainspotting. 

I came for Vince Guaraldi and The Carpenters. Was not disappointed. 

Take your star. That was great. 

I honestly thought I was the only one who did this. I’m a big believer in the fake commute. I can’t just get up, get dressed, and start working. I’ve always needed somewhere to go.

I love this one because I can detach the cable and add a longer one, which makes managing the wires on my desk easier.

SuperDuper is awesome.

This is why my wife, a teacher, never assigns things like writing sentences (like Bart Simpson) as punishment. It makes kids hate writing.

I admire the restraint it must have taken to not make the headline read “GENDER REVEALS: BURN IT DOWN.”

After trying every cheap bluetooth wireless earbud on Amazon, I finally just got some AirPods Pro, reasoning that if I am going to live on Zoom, I want something that works well. I have to say, I hated the original AirPods and was skeptical about the Pros, but they do make things much better.

After trying every cheap bluetooth wireless earbud on Amazon, I finally just got some AirPods Pro, reasoning that if…

Came here for Atari Pac-Man, was not disappointed.

I went ahead and made a new meme for him.

When they do, Willie should be the one who is the highest.

When they line them up on the mountain, Willie should be the highest.

Of all the Hail Marys I have heard of lately, this is the Hail Maryest.

That Remington HC4250 is wonderful. I only wish it had some longer guards. 

That Remington HC4250 is wonderful. I only wish it had some longer guards. 

Cap’n Crunch and Grape Nuts!

I am totally going to try that cereal hack. 

I am a pastor whose job it is to oversee other pastors and churches. Yesterday, I was out driving when my assistant texted me and said there was a tornado in the area, near some of our congregations. I was just down the road from that area, so I went to see how things looked.