I’d like to issue a correction: the young man who was attacked in this video was not fourteen. He was allegedly fourteen, which is basically twenty-two, like totally the same thing, right?

I am going to go way out on a limb here and make the assumption that there are naked photographs of her on that phone.

The white guy looks like a less-healthy version of a character from Trainspotting. 

If you like this kind of illusion, I highly suggest you check out the work of Gregory Barsamian. A sample is at the link below.

I came for Vince Guaraldi and The Carpenters. Was not disappointed. 

Take your star. That was great. 

I honestly thought I was the only one who did this. I’m a big believer in the fake commute. I can’t just get up, get dressed, and start working. I’ve always needed somewhere to go.

Hear, hear! I received my 12 mini yesterday and I love it. It’s the first iPhone I ever preordered, and it is every bit the rebirth of the original SE that I hoped it would be.

I love this one because I can detach the cable and add a longer one, which makes managing the wires on my desk easier.

SuperDuper is awesome.

This is why my wife, a teacher, never assigns things like writing sentences (like Bart Simpson) as punishment. It makes kids hate writing.

I admire the restraint it must have taken to not make the headline read “GENDER REVEALS: BURN IT DOWN.”

The Barbusters (Light of Day, 1987)

After trying every cheap bluetooth wireless earbud on Amazon, I finally just got some AirPods Pro, reasoning that if I am going to live on Zoom, I want something that works well. I have to say, I hated the original AirPods and was skeptical about the Pros, but they do make things much better.

After trying every cheap bluetooth wireless earbud on Amazon, I finally just got some AirPods Pro, reasoning that if…

Came here for Atari Pac-Man, was not disappointed.

I went ahead and made a new meme for him.

When they do, Willie should be the one who is the highest.

When they line them up on the mountain, Willie should be the highest.

I give myself a week before I would walk into this and destroy it, like Kramer’s glass coffee table. 

Of all the Hail Marys I have heard of lately, this is the Hail Maryest.