The problem I have that no filter seems to catch is these 1-800 calls I keep getting throughout the day from different numbers claiming that there is an issue with my social security. I can’t block the number because they never use the same one twice.

I wonder if this would have an added benefit of reducing your risk of blood clots on long flights. 

Almost everything is gone in my stock calendar app, but Fantastical 2 is working as usual. 

I think I am going to leave work early just to try this on my ten-year-old.

This is where my brain is extra-weird. I can eat some fake meats but not others. For some reason that I don’t fully understand, fake beef is fine with me if I can somehow tell it is fake, which I can with Beyond/Impossible Burgers. However, fake chicken, no matter what I tell myself, is something I cannot handle.

Does anyone know for sure if it is possible to get an Impossible Whopper (heh) that has not been cooked on the same grill as the meat. I like the taste of the Impossible Burger, but I do not like things that have been touching animal products (weird, I know).

If I had not gone to college, I would not have met my wife and my kids would not exist, so I am all in favor of it.

Irregardless is a whole nother issue.

I have heard a great many people attempt to mock Trump for the color of his skin (i.e. “Cheetoh”), but “Orange Hue-lius” is without question the best so far. 

When my family is on vacation, the only channel we can all seem to agree upon is HGTV, which actually helped us have this talk with our children. Basically, I sat down with each of them at different points and told them how sometimes when we are watching a show where people shop for houses, we may see two men or two…

When I read:

I used the option to record your own voice to utilize my incredibly accurate impression of Strongbad. 

Given his history, Biden might want to rethink his “rubbing shoulders” metaphor.

Prosecution: America is racist as hell and it is a crime just to be black.

Yeah. It got to a point where it wasn’t cost-effective to keep fixing it. I had been hit a number of times in it and had otherwise beat the hell out of it.

A few years ago, I had a 2008 Scion xB that was near the end of its life and needed a Virginia state inspection. I took it to one mechanic who told me a headlight housing needed to be replaced for it to pass, and then he said something like “Heh, they sure do make it hard on this car to get to it, so it’s going to be…

It is not just imaginary fish girls that bring out this nonsense in people. Remember this?

I have one of these, and it is wonderful. Highly recommended.

I have one of these, and it is wonderful. Highly recommended.

I gotta admit, I thought you were wrong, but I just tried it, and you are absolutely right. I can’t believe I have been buying magic erasers for this job for all these years when I didn’t have to.

I gotta admit, I thought you were wrong, but I just tried it, and you are absolutely right. I can’t believe I have…

I am so glad you have the photo of these sponges being used on an Apple keyboard. They really do work great in that capacity, and can make the keys look good as new.

I am so glad you have the photo of these sponges being used on an Apple keyboard. They really do work great in that…