Sure, the team has been successful despite being owned by a billionaire who could afford to buy into the mls ponzi scheme. But just imagine how much better it would be if the team was owned by some minor league scrub, played in some tiny shit box, and gained entrance to the league the proper way. You know, like in…

Stadium is not a problem. The owner Andrew Hauptman had every right to fix the field under the lease agreement but refused to. They chose not to in order to try and break the lease. He could have fixed the field and then deducted the cost from the rent they pay.

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

TIL that a lot of people are completely unaware of what teal is

Unions are really having a rough week.

Don’t even ask about Predators-Senators.

Respectfully submitted: The right in this country is so unbalanced that there’s nobody who could court the GOP’s base of nutjobs and then turn around and appeal to enough of the electorate who aren’t wearing those t-shirts with words blurred out on the evening news.

The SMU thing predates me so I don’t have a great grasp on its justification at the time, but this heinous Baylor shit seems like as good a reason as any to level a school with the death penalty. This isn’t one bad apple, this was a tremendously thought out deception from the school and the town and pulling…

You could go to McNally’s.

And all the Chicagoans I know (including myself) are so happy they’re not.

Fuck Peter Karmanos

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

I think the point is to take $0.95 per month out of the pocket of every american with cable or satellite television

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

Take ‘em to school, Deion.

Johansen was CBJ’s best player and Torts had him on the 4th line and/or benched and/or healthy scratched. That one falls on shit-for-brains, not Johansen.

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”