I was surprised Vinnie didn’t take that bottle of champagne and crack it on Frankie’s head, but I think that leads to a point made here. Everyone right now is feeling comfortable in their place - probably a little too comfortable. If Vinnie’s watching his deadbeat brother take $10,000 and just writes it off, if Paul…

That’s definitely an inflatable Kim Jong-Un, right?

Tom Wilson is a reckless dullard who hurts the sport with his mere presence, and has had this coming for a long time.

Under this new agreement, a top female American hockey player wh0 can secure both a US National Team roster spot and the maximum salary in the NWHL will earn $96,000 per year.

“Bad for a while” undersells the Fire. They’ve been dead last in the league for two straight seasons, and have been patently boring while doing so. The stadium in Bridgeview is a lesson in bad public funding schemes on par with the NHL’s Coyotes in Glendale. The debt on the park has sunk the suburb so badly that, a…

I’d lay down money that those 1,105 does of Mucinex by the Colts are Mucinex-D. That’s the variety you have to ask for at the pharmacist’s counter and sign for, because of the pseudoephedrine in it. Gotta get some uppers going for game time if you’re going to shoot everybody up with downers!

Look, since I know the only time a lot of people from the coasts pay attention to Chicago is when we have one of our Summer Big Murder Weekends, let me set up some context here, and just how delicious Chance’s interactions with the governor have been over the past several days.

“I assure you that definitely someone else, who is not me, condones and encourages that sort of behavior on the football field. And just as soon as I figure out who I haven’t yet blamed for this season’s parade of failures, I will broadcast that name far and wide and hold them accountable.” —Brian Kelly

At least one player says her pay cut is 60-65%.

You say this as if Jerry Reinsdorf wouldn’t encircle his ballpark with armed off-duty CPD the second he heard some plebeian fans might be coming to draw on its walls.

You’d think, of all people, that Brian Baldinger would know things would get ugly if he tried to finger a guy.

Yes, but program-wide sexual assault doesn’t threaten to befoul the sanctity of amateur athletics. Now, if the women were being paid to have sex...

It’s already up. The fact that they couldn’t be arsed to match the font in “Field” with the corporate logo is the cherry on the sundae. Really fits in with the franchise philosophy of doing the bare minimum required.

“Greg Schiano is masturbating furiously.”

My lovely wife is on the banned list!

As a lifelong White Sox fan, I’d rather set my dick on fire. Or go to Brewbaker’s. Bit of a toss-up.

“Consider a White Sox bar!”

You selfish hedonist!

It’s worth noting that the Chicago Tribune’s Editorial Board, the reliable Republican stalwart that endorsed Gary Johnson two days after his Aleppo moment because backing Hillary would make their heads fall off, endorsed Duckworth in this race. In doing so, they alluded repeatedly to the diminished mental faculties of…

The 2016 Chicago Olympics were going to be the last grand grift by a near-monarch of a mayor to gift billions of taxpayer dollars to his closest friends and influencers. Our public schools are on the edge of insolvency in 2016 in large part because of what that mayor did in his 20 years in office, and that’s without…