leaning as hard as he can into the “meme”...and trying to make it economically viable

I remember greatly admiring Furlong’s hair as, topped only by River Phoenix’s in Last Crusade. I looked nothing like those two, so getting either haircut would have been equivalent to all those guys wearing copies of Ryan Gosling’s silk scorpion jacket from Drive.

This is similar to when Paul Ryan got pushed out as the drummer for Rage Against the Machine.

Yeah, stick to sports AV Club!

It’s German for “The Witch The 123.”

One thing I will say about the St. Louis games that ABSOLUTELY must be brought back as an Olympic sport: They had tug-of-war as a sport.

The Killers give Jimmy Kimmel a quarantine concert from a secure bathroom location

Hollywood is willing to put up with all amount of assholery in direct proportion to some talent*profitability formula.

The satellite TV Channels was one of my favorite running sketches from the old Conan show. The absurdity level was always at 11.

Just one of the most talented musicians in the world. 

She’s great.

A Rebels game would have been great

Now I want a Star Wars edit where Han shoots Trump first 

No, it's the children who are out of touch. 

Suzanne Somers was the only Chrissy that mattered.

That 3 day long respawn rate kind of kills it...

New York’s hottest club is The AV. Opened by Hulk Hogan’s vengeful ghost and his vampire pal, it has everything: Freaks, Geeks, and that weird sucking sound made by your affiliated sister sites shutting down one after the other.

Nardwaur should be on Canadian money. 

They should just stick to sports here at AV Club.  

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